Cheap ass wanna be rollin' like slumdog millionaire seniors!
I'm a senior.
And as a senior, I feel like it's about that time where we become fiscally responsible for ourselves.
So HELL YEAH! on your 18th birthday you wanna hit the club.
But remember, whatever you spend that night is, and always will be COLLEGE MONEY!
Don't be sad seniors! You fa'sho can spend all yo' guap, partying and whatnot.
But you gotta understand that when you spend that kind of dough you got a cake baking no matter what.
So don't go runnin' to mommy and daddy when ya ass is all TAPPED OUT 'cause your dumbass wanted to roll out like a big shot.
You can still be a big shot, but you gotta do that shit in moderation.
Fo'realz though? Nigga had to go and buy the 60in hi-def flat screen plasma 3d tv with built in blu ray, virtual reality and a complementary bag o' NUTZ on the side?!!?
OH SHIT...what a badass.
On the contrary it's more like what a broke ass.
Don't go to college and complain that you broke as hell, when a person try to get you to donate to help find the cure to cancer or some shit.
'Cause yo' ass out spendin' guap every night in senior year tryin' to party every damn day after your 18th birthday!
Shit aint right; this-SHIT-AINT-RIGGGHHHHHHHHHHHT!
So remember.
If you tryna roll like a big shot. Yo' wallet is gonna roll the fuck out, 'cause you aint got NO DAMN MONEY.
QUIT BEING CHEAP! ....bitch
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